This is a another photo of my Mom when she modeled in the 50’s (before I was born). She was 6’2”.
Junior - Mama Used To Say
How to kill a bullshit attack ad? Speak up and address voters like adults. Good job.
(via onmyowntwohands)
This is what I made for dinner tonight : creamed shrimp and roasted tomatos with garlic over toasted honey/buttermilk biscuits.
If I had a Pinterest, I would so pin this. I’d be all like “THIS IS WHAT I’LL MAKE ON MY WEDDING NIGHT” and describe how I’d keep my white lace gloves clean while I make it.
Then I’d pin a pic of all the wine I’d drink with it. Cases and cases.
Then I’d pin a pic of the ground where I fell drunk. And my torn veil. And how my tears blurred the hand-drawn ink on my invites, the ones I’d pinned earlier.
Pin, pin, pin.
Apparently my last stupid post about “My Joke” was so offensive that 4 people immediately unfollowed me.
Which, you know, your momma.
MY JOKE
A monkey walks into a bar.
“What can I get you?” asks the bartender.
“A banana daiquiri.”
“Really? That’s kind of expected.”
“Who are you? My mother?”
“That’s not what she said last night.”
“Last night she said you were a failure and need a real job.”
The monkey finished his daiquiri and left.
Pat Benatar - Love Is A Battlefield
The Internet is a Battlefield.
“We are young(ish), comment to comment we stand
No reblogs, no demands.
We are wrong, but no one can tell us we are wrong,
Searching our hearts for a few seconds, one of us knowing…”
RIP, Mr. Sendak.
Now that Anderson Cooper is BFFs with Andy Cohen, does anyone really still doubt he is gay?
The only question I have is ACooper is A-gay and ACohen is B-gay so that’s weird. Maybe Gay Class Systems (GCS®) have changed since I was a contestant in that scene. Socialism, we haz it.
